I've read a few blogs like everybody, and a lot of those blogs are about personal issues and things that are
specific to their lives. I'm going to try and make my topics a bit more broad, and
generalized, so as to make sure I can still have sex after I write one of these things (cause' you
know sex is really important to me and women like to not have sex when their angry).
With that being said, me and one of my brothers from a different mother (I have about 5 of them
in case your wondering) were having one of our usual in depth deep conversations about
politics and life in general, when we came across a topic I found really intriguing; America, its service industry, and how exceptional we "believe" we are at it.
Starting with the Reagan, and the Gordon Gecko era Americans were lead to believe that we deserve the best of the best for as little as possible. Everyone is looking for the "best deal" which really if we're being honest means getting over on someone. I hate to break it to you but the game is rigged and the house always
wins. The house in this game is the major corporations making all the profits, while the losers end up
being the consumers, and the workers. Think about it; you go to walmart for some random
mundane thingy majiggy it cost you 3 dollars, you think 3 dollars what!! That's a deal then you get
your Charlie Sheen on and start doing the humpty hump & yelling "winning!!" while your on the phone with your mother and bestest bestie friend telling them about this great deal you got. Sure 3 dollars
is a great deal, but that piece of shit thingy majiggy cost 5 cents to make and will break in 2
weeks and you'll be buying another. Walmart makes 200 % (I'm guessing because I suck at math and have trouble concentrating enough to count past ten) profit off your cheap ass and of course you
just keep coming back like some sick cheap thingy majiggy crack addict. You see where
I'm going with this we as Americans are addicted to our cheap shit that last a few months at
best and we're o.k. with that BUT, (yea here comes the but) what we cant stand for is those
poor under paid under educated over worked Walmart workers to ever give us attitude or even a half smile.
We lose our cheap everlasting addict minds if anybody does not treat us like a wall street stock
broker who makes 15 billion dollars a year (yep billion with a B and there are a few who make that much annually go on and chew on that for a minute I'll wait)........Now that you
are out of your daze back to my point. We love Walmart, McDonald's (I personally love McDowell's)Kmart Target and even places like Chipotle (mmmmmm chipote mmmmaarrgggghhhh) *wipes drool* sorry went into a chipotle coma for a second there (yes I'm an addict too) but we love those places
because they give us great tasting food for under 10 dollars or usable products for super
cheap. what we hate though and here is the kicker; is bad service. Honestly though what the
fuck do you expect?!? huh!!?? seriously think about it if we are getting products for such a
small amount something has to suffer, and what in the whole wide green fuck of a world do you think
it will be? Its going to be the wages these people make to actually sell you your shit toy
sandwich in a box.I hate to break this to you but I don't know anyone that can survive on
6.75 an hour and for that amount of pay you can not expect good work from anybody.
Any person that makes 6.75 and works hard for their money is an idiot or a retard, or both(and maybe jesus but I don't think even he would work for that pittance) either way they probably wouldn't be that good at their job either. so my point is simple settle down people when your at the drive thru it's o.k. seriously your fries being slightly cold or inappropriately salted is not the end of the world trust me it's really not,(seriously it's not, well not yet anyway still waiting on what is it now october 22nd apocalypse?) your still going to get your cholesterol induced heart attack soon enough. Just because Juan, Boomquisha, or BillyBob didn't smile at you while they served you your 8 taco box for 5.50 made with 80% real meat!!! which taco bell is adamant is not sand but never denies that it could be poop (just saying), anyway you'll fucking live get over it (really though it could be poop their not denying it and I'm just gonna assume going forward that it is poop< yummm!!). Appreciate that those people only get paid to give you your food promptly and correctly. anything over that and consider it the same as you hitting 21 two hands in a row at black jack. it happens but eventually if you keep playing your gonna give that money back, because the house always wins and you sir or ma'am
are NOT the house. So fucks it (yes i said fuckS it),and just lay back kick it and enjoy the fries.
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