Mars and Venus are too close

O.K. ladies I'm gonna give you a little insight in to how a man's brain works and fellas you'll appreciate me more once I break this shit all the way down. Some of you lesser men will hate me though but, hey such is life. Listen I think 1st and foremost we must agree with the premise that men and women are completely different and want completely different things. If we can't agree on that then just skip this blog post and catch the next one hopefully.

See ladies really most men want simple things like a good meal, a clean house, space when we're annoyed, someone to listen (just listen don't interrupt and start yammering about some dumb bitch at your job who pissed you off)  when we want to talk (seriously when you interrupt and talk about your problems that pisses us off), and of course that good sex, good sex is number one. Now here's something you may not know when your on one of your talking tangents about how you went to Walmart and the lady at Walmart was rude to you, or how you couldn't find the vitamin water for 30 minutes. We could honestly give a fuck less we only half listen and the only reason we do that is because we actually care about you and want you happy (or not to get mad start a fight and end our chances at sex later), but some of your mundane stories we have to listen to everyday are really boring. Yet we endure smile kiss you and make you feel like we care...sometimes. For that we only want you to leave us alone when the game is on or not talk during Tosh.0, or let us play the ps3 without you complaining.

Now I understand we are complete fuck ups in most relationships, and hey I'm not a woman so I don't really understand what most of you want (really I haven't a fucking clue). Truthfully that's not why I'm writing this, I'm writing this because honestly ladies you think you know but the truth is you have no idea(seriously I have no clue what you want just tell us shit!). I have had my fair share of relationships, some good, some bad, some fun almost everyone of them ended. I'm here to show you ladies where you miss the signs, so let me give you the signs. It's a lot of guys on the D.L and if you want my opinion I think about 50% of them dudes are just confused and frustrated with dealing with their woman the others well they're just flamingly gay and too scared to admit it (nut up bitches and just be gay really most people don't care).

Here are a few signs that your man is unhappy and you should start paying attention (just listen don't ask over & over & over & over again what's wrong). Your man only smiles when he's watching T.V, he doesn't come to bed until 3 to 4 hours after you do. When you talk his only response is "mhhmmm" really?" oh that's crazy". you guys have short very angry or hard sex better described as fucking (he's mumbling cuss words at you while he does it or he chokes you a little too hard). Finally he just walks around the house like a zombie or as if he's in a trance. These are just a few but they are good ones for you to look for and hopefully you'll start listening when he talks because let's keep it real we're not very smart when it comes to relationships ladies and our simplicity can be your salvation because men always tell you exactly what they want, unless their feminine or gay. In that case I can't help you because I was raised by a man and I only know how men work. We may not just come out and say "baby I love you but when I'm watching t.v. I want you to only talk during commercials or I really care about you but the dumb ass people at your job I could give 2 shits about". But it comes out in our conversation or actions you just got to pay attention every now and again. Don't take it that we don't care about you or we're rude because when your talking in the middle of one our favorite shows, that's us saying babe I love you but I'm watching this and your interrupting it.

The thing is most of you girls say how we don't listen we don't care blah blah blaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!! blaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!! Ok my bad but that shit is annoying see the thing is we listen, we listen all the fucking time about every little nagging thing that bothers you. Shit it's enough to make a man want to go deaf. The thing is that really ladies you don't listen. Maybe you think your listening and maybe your trying but your not hearing what we say. All your hearing is what is he saying that's relevant to me so I can steer this conversation back to be about me. Really that's not your fault, it's kind of our culture. Little girls are considered princesses, and thus allowed to be spoiled and self-centered. And hey let's be honest most females have way more to talk about than men, the issues comes in when we actually do have something to say and YOU still don't listen. that's not fair.



Most men are actually very much like K-9's we just like to have our head patted our belly's rubbed a good meal and to be allowed to hump when we can, and most of all to feel appreciated. Treat us that way ladies and we'll be loyal to you for the rest of our lives. We'll follow you around to any place you want whenever you want, whatever woman's store you want to go to, any silly ass friend's dinner or celebration you want us to go, we'll even play well with all of your friend's boyfriends or husbands. The problem comes when you ladies get into princess mode and you think I'm a princess all that matters is what I want and you better be glad you have me and put me on my pedestal. Hey that's  fine just learn to pet us every now and again, then there won't be so many of you ladies on twitter men bashing all the time. Then again what the fuck do I know this could only be my shit and I'm the only one that thinks this way...it's possible, and if that's the case then tell me to go fuck myself and go back to bashing all men.

Soapboxian

so·cial·ism

 

a theory or system of social organization  that advocates the vesting of the ownership and control of the means of production and distribution, of capital, land, etc., in the community as a whole

Thanks to conservatives and FOX news the term socialism has been demonized to the point where whoever utters it will be immediately looked upon as a treasonous bastard who's mouth and tongue should be melted with an iron poker shaped as the American eagle, because no good self-respecting American would ever believe in their government and that it could possibly do anything right or help them. See this is the land of the free and the home of the rich as fuck, and everybody else should be rich and if their not that's their own lazy asses fault and they should go fuck themselves instead of asking for a handout from my damn taxes. I don't know if you lazy fucks notice this but only the rich people make this world go round and only the rich people are hard working and they shouldn't have to pay for your social security, medicare, health insurance, welfare or even your socialist communist fricking unemployment insurance, because honestly who the fuck told you to work somewhere that will go out of business or that you could be fired (smh you dumbass you should have been a hedge fund guy or bank CEO, cuz their fucking awesome). 

I'm not saying I'm a socialist because I'm not, but I do think some of the concepts fit very well within our society. Here's the deal no one in this country makes money on their own, where they should not have to pay their fair share, and if you make a lot of money it's made off of the backs of a lot of people. While in the case of the wall street guys they make money by lying, cheating, and stealing other people's hard earned money (I know I'm explaining this in an overly simplistic way). The point being is that someone who makes a lot of money off of simply moving other people's money around is not someone who creates jobs nor do they deserve major tax breaks. The way this society works is when you as a person accumulate wealth, you then have a responsibility to help the have nots. Simple things like health care, necessary health care like physicals, and rehab when you break or tear something, and education those type of things will help make us a better society as a whole and if you make more than a billion dollars in a year 40 to 50% income tax on that money is not unreasonable. 

You know why I say that, because there is not one reasonable argument that can explain why one human being doing one job is worth 1 billion dollars in one year. Honestly unless your curing AIDS, world hunger, or ending all wars and conflicts at the same time you have no legitimate argument. Now that's where socialism comes in because the main concept is for the most part very simple you live in a society you benefit by being in the society and you essentially agree to the terms that because you have received benefits i.e. a lucrative pay, safe streets, fire department, clean food & water. For those things the group (government) decides and accepts part of your exorbitant pay and re-apply's that back into the society and group to continue to improve the community. I'm not saying the government should control private businesses, honestly I don't think the government should have anything to do with businesses at all as far as creation and product design goes. BUT I do think the government and contrary to popular belief have for the most part done a very good job at protecting and taking care of most people in our society. 

So my solution is simple the government does what it's designed for and does best and business does what it does best. Government for the people, business for the money. Business you make as much money as you can so that the Government can tax you properly and make policy which benefits the people and not the businesses. Negative tax rates(when a company pays no taxes and the IRS gives them a refund still) for our most profitable companies, 15% tax rates (capital gains) for our most successful people on money that they essentially didn't work to earn is not benefiting the group. Don't believe me? Just look at the state of our nation and economy, we've tried it been there done that. OK rich people you've got enough 1% of the nation owns 34% of the wealth in America while the bottom 90% owns 27% of the wealth in our country.